So one of the classes I am taking this semester is "Math for Elementary Teachers." No big deal. I mean, it is elementary math, but the three other girls that sit at my table (yes, we're assigned tables just like in 3rd grade)are having a hard time. This is the dialogue in todays class.(Just to preface, we were doing an assignment that says "You're on a farm with chickens and llamas. You count 25 heads and you see 74 feet. How many chickens are there? How many llamas are there?")
Girl at my table: How many feet do chickens have?
Me: Are you serious?!
Girl: *Blank stare*
Me: Well how many feet does a bird have?
Girl: *Blank stare*
Me: Well does a bird have 4 feet?
Girl: Yeah.
Me: *Shocked stare*
Girl: Well one time I was driving and I saw this bird cross the road and it was walking on it's hands and feet.
Uhhhh... really now?! And she was absolutely serious. Now that's just sad!